Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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