I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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