great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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