So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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