i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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