Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
