butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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