I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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