jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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