I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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