And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
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