he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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