dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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