During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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