..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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