i just google imaged poop.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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