Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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