My cat gives me a boner
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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