I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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