Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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