He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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