We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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