5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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