I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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