Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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