Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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