guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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