dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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