why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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