Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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