next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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