marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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