My brain says no but my pants say off.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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