had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I know her cup size but not her name....
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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