found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
operation have a gay friend backfired
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Randomize
