ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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