That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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