I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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