if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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