Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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