That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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