I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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