Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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