what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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