he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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