Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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