Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Randomize
