Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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