i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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