I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
tell me about the eggs
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