I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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