found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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