Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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