Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I think people are normalizing furries
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize
