If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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