Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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