We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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